"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"
I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs
in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics
if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time
Can his face do that?? I feel like since he never does it, he wouldn’t know if he’s doing it right and it would come out all weird and forced like:
180° of owl scratches
mermaid and human falling in love
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
what if shinies were considered bad in the wild since it meant they will get killed easier, which would explain why there are so hard to find…
at first i made a :C face in real life BUT THEN I ACTUALLY STARTED CRYING
THEY’RE EATING YOUR CHIPS AND TEACHING YOUR CHILDREN TO BE MORE ACCEPTING
Achrioptera fallax (x)
IT. IS. PRECIOUS ;A;!!!
You know how some people think that goths live super ultra spooky at all times, but in reality we’re pretty much basic as hell? Because I was thinking that I would honestly love to live “perceived goth lifestyle” and live in a huge mansion next to a graveyard and sleep in a coffin and be decked out head to toe in velvet frills and fishnets at all hours of the day and work the night shift and have a pet bat named Dmitrius and yeah man sign me up
(via Valerija S. Vlasov)
dsfklsajflsjfdlk that’s the german word for kittens?
literally: “cat children”
ISN’T GERMAN A CUTE LANGUAGE
DO YOU KNOW THE GERMAN WORD FOR BAT
HOW IS THAT NOT JUST KAWAII AS HECK
My favorite is their word for bagpipes.
But then their word for skull is Totenkopf, as in Death’s Head.
So German basically has two settings, kawaii and metal, and there is no in between.
I love German.
Reblogging for the German lesson.